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What Do Celebs Say About Shopping?

What Do Celebs Say About Shopping?

Black Friday and Cyber Monday just whizzed by, but truly they are only the signal that the biggest holiday sales are just around the corner. Season-long sales for holiday gift-giving can be fun and frustrating at the same time. To help you get through the shopping cart bumping madness, here are insightful and even humorous quotes about shopping from real and fictional celebrities.

“I could lie and pretend that I hunt and camp, but that wouldn’t be me. Clothes? Shopping? That’s stuff I like!” ― Ryan Seacrest

“Crying is for plain women, pretty women go shopping.” ― Oscar Wilde

“Happiness is not in money, but in shopping.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store.” ― Rebecca Bloomwood in Confessions of a Shopaholic by Sophie Kinsella

“I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.” ― Tammy Faye Bakker

“Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.” ― Will Rodgers

“We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.” ― Henry Youngman

“I haven’t reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.” ― Ilie Nastase

“No decision should be made on an empty shopping bag.” ― Donita K. Paul, One Realm Beyond

“Buying something on sale is a special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it’s worth to me.” ― Rita Rudner

“I like my money right where I can see it: Hanging in my closet.” ― Carrie Bradshaw, Sex in the City

“We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.” ― Bill Bryson

"Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop." ― Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl

“As the purse is emptied, the heart is filled.” ― Victor Hugo

"The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive." ― Coco Chanel

“Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.” ― Adrienne Gusoff


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